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Hola! Soy Tetsuya de Tokai Oya!
Gracias for venir ver el video de hoy!
Thank you! Nos vemos!
(Tetsuya's video)
10 days ago, we gained a lot of subscribers.
Thankfully, you've been watching our videos a lot.
It's normal for you to watch our videos.
Thank you very much!
It's boring!
It's normal for you to watch our videos!
The legend we can leave behind is...
not being seen!
If it gets difficult, we'll try not to be seen.
We'd like to leave a legend of zero views.
Would you be happy if you had zero views?
I'd be happy if you could aim for it!
Zero is amazing!
It's impossible for us to be so popular!
I'm sure you think so!
This time, we have five people other than you, Mr. Insect!
(Mr. Insect)
This is the best!
Let's get started!
Let's go!
First of all...
Since we didn't have a king size, we'll eat two megas!
Let's eat!
Go!
It's a success!
It's great!
I'm so hungry!
It's too early for that.
What?
I won't show you.
I'll show you how I ate rice.
It's too early for that.
Let's move on to the next plan.
Here it is!
Death sauce!
One spoon of it.
One spoon of it?
That's a lot of it.
And it's Sado's.
Rock, paper, scissors!
No!
If you don't do it one by one, run away!
You can't run away.
No!
You're the first one to throw it!
It stinks!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Are you ready?
One, two...
The moment you sent it, it's already a different beautiful video, isn't it?
That's right.
You're the one who drank water during shooting.
I'm sorry.
You're just a cute person.
I'm satisfied with this.
It was fun.
I can't hit people in the video.
I'll do it later.
So, next song...
"Gachi USA Game Contest"!
How good is it?
Speaking of USA games, there are a lot of replays.
It's a USA game you can't help but talk about.
I'm going crazy.
Was it in Taiwan?
It was in Taiwan.
I was there.
I see, it was a tournament.
You two played as a team.
Yes, we played as a team.
So, you four are playing this game now.
That's right.
Let's get started.
It's important to win a team.
It's important.
Let's get started.
This is a dream tournament.
The first team to hit the ball wins.
Let's do it.
He lost his memory.
Yes.
So, two teams will be in a team.
Two representatives will play rock-paper-scissors and the winning team will be in a team.
Sounds like rock-paper-scissors.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yes, let's do it.
Let's do it.
[Who will be the winner of this challenge!?]
- Yes! - Wow!
- I won! - I can't believe it!
- Seriously! - You guys are so cool!
- I didn't know you could do it! - I didn't know you had such a talent!
- Well... - I won with my knowledge of beans!
- I want to practice dancing a little more. - Yeah, I want to get into the rhythm.
- Oh, but I'm sorry, but... - What?
- Nothing. - What?
- Um, you're annoying me. - I'm sorry.
[The winner of this challenge is...]
- So, this was my project for the second time! - Yes, yes!
- And the winner is...
- "Let's do the opposite of what we did in our previous videos!" - Oh!
- If we do the opposite of what we did in our previous videos, I don't think we'll improve much.
- That's interesting. - Yeah.
- So, for this challenge, we'll be doing...
- Two 1,500-meter beef bowls... - Yeah.
- And "Let's do the opposite of what we did in our previous videos!" - I see.
- "Let's do the opposite of what we did in our previous videos!" - I see.
- No, no, no! That's not how you do it!
- Alright, let's do it! - Yes!
[Let's do the opposite of what we did in our previous videos!]
1,500 millimeters of vinegared udon!
- Alright! - Yes!
- Beef bowl and vinegared udon are opposite, right? - They're opposite.
- They're opposite, right? - I see.
This time, we'll run 1,500 millimeters and eat up all of the vinegared udon.
- What's "vinegared udon"? - It's "vinegared udon", right?
- The kanji is different, right? - It's "vinegared udon".
- Oh, "vinegared udon". - Yes, it's like "vinegared udon".
- Alright, let's do it for the winner. - Yes!
- Rock, paper, scissors, go! - Rock, paper, scissors!
- Rock, paper, scissors, rock, paper, scissors, go! - Yes!
Alright, Kizuya, are you ready?
- Are you ready? - Yes, I'm ready from head to toe.
- I have the world record. - Yes.
Alright, on your marks, get set...
Go!
Do you want me to push you?
- That looks hard! - The kanji is...
- Ah, it's hard! - It stinks!
- Ugh! - Ugh!
- Seriously? - Ugh!
- It's hard. - Ugh!
- Ugh!
- Hurry up and do it! - I know!
Dissolve it in drool!
- It's disgusting! - It's disgusting!
- You should wash it in drool! - It's disgusting!
Alright, put it in.
Record!
1 minute and 37 seconds!
Alright, second challenge!
Alright, I'll do it in one jump.
Tetsuya, you're too slow.
Alright, about the chair...
Ready...
Go!
Wow, there's vinegar in it!
Why did you make me drink the vinegar?
Wow!
Oh no!
I'll do it one more time.
Hurry up and do it.
It got stuck in the vinegar, even though you cut it!
The floor!
Wow, it's easier than a bath.
That's true, it's easier than a bath.
You're strong, man.
It's easier than a bath!
- You did it! - No!
It's my hair!
No, it's the worst!
It's disgusting!
Your hair is also a bun!
Alright!
3 minutes and 57 seconds!
Wow!
- I'm a little anxious. - You're the worst.
Alright, it's Ryo's turn!
Go ahead!
About the chair...
Ready...
Go!
It's dark!
About the chair...
- Yes! - Ready...
Go!
It's an easy start!
Thank you for the food!
It's no use.
You'll definitely choke.
- It's cold! - It's cold!
It's cold!
That was close!
(laughing)
Seriously!
(laughing)
Everything fell!
This is the worst.
I can't stop crying.
(laughing)
3 minutes and 33 seconds.
(laughing)
You are the winner.
Congratulations!
We will end the comparison here.
Let's move on to the next one.
(laughing)
The next one is...
I watched Hikakin's video with milk in my mouth.
I watched Seikin's video with beef in my mouth.
I watched Seikin's video with milk in my mouth.
Seikin's video is the opposite of Hikakin's video.
(laughing)
And the opposite of milk is...
beef.
That's just a kanji.
No, it's beef.
Okay, you two.
Please eat beef.
(laughing)
It's moving a lot.
It's moving fast.
It's weird if we cut it into pieces.
It's fine.
Let's enjoy it.
It's weird.
It's been a while.
(gagging)
It's been a while.
(gagging)
(laughing)
(gagging)
I thought it was a helmet of Bruce Willis.
(gagging) (laughing)
Well, you ate a lot.
Ibemura is always too loud and too loud.
He is old man. (gagging) (laughing)
Anyway, my plan is finished.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm not saying thank you for your hard work.
Well, I think it's good.
Let's say the next person.
(Who will be the next person?)
Well, next is my plan.
Quiz! "My Poop"!
Oh!
As I thought, my videos are dirty and vulgar.
As well as my snacks.
If I don't have many views, comments can be rough.
In a bad way.
I'm going to aim for it.
This plan is...
I pooped with what I ate yesterday, right?
It's free, isn't it?
(gagging)
I'm going to guess what ingredients are in it.
Oh, no!
That's not good!
That's the worst!
Can you guess it?
I don't know.
Did you eat something that bad?
No, no.
Did you poop?
Don't miss it!
Well, actually...
Did you poop?
(gagging)
Really?
Yes.
You have to observe it.
It comes out right here.
(gagging)
Well, let's actually do it!
(gagging)
Okay, the fourth project!
I'm going to be talking about it.
And the project is this!
Two-point-challenge!
Two-point-challenge?!
It's just a difficult challenge.
Yes.
And you're going to give me two points for that?
Okay, I'm going to give you a topic, so let's do it in a class system.
Okay.
(gagging)
Okay, here's the first topic.
Okay.
Please answer in two points.
Takashi-kun's mom scolded him severely.
What did Takashi-kun do?
(gagging)
The topic is...
Two points for the topic.
Okay.
Um...
Let's do it in a skydiving style.
But the number of views has decreased a lot, hasn't it?
I'd like to end it with this.
Yes.
The last one is...
Let's do it! Scheduled harmony mentos cola!
The good thing about YouTube is...
that you can participate in projects around your body.
I think it's something like "reality" or something like that.
I'm going to hand out all the scripts that I messed up there.
Oh!
I'm going to do a mentos cola in accordance with the script and words.
Did you just come up with a script without even listening to it?
I came up with a script.
It's amazing.
I'm going to hand out the script.
Wow!
Let's do it right away.
Do you do it while looking at it?
No, I remember it.
Oh, you remember it.
Do you remember it?
Yes.
It's scary to have a script in your mouth.
Yes.
Let's do it right away.
Let's practice a little and do it right away.
Yes.
Scheduled harmony mentos cola, start!
Are you doing it?
Star of life, Kirby.
I know how to do it.
As expected!
Ears!
Tasuku is crying.
Ah!
Tokio family gathered!
What happens if you get cola?
Yeah!
It's not worth making such a fuss today.
Because I've been looking forward to it for a long, long, long time.
What are you talking about?
You guys are noisy.
Let's move on to the experiment.
Let's do it right away.
I can't wait anymore.
Hahaha!
XXXX!
Do you know how to do it?
Star of life, Kirby.
I know how to do it.
As expected!
Ears!
Tasuku is crying.
Everyone, let's hurry up!
XXXX!
Yeah!
Ears!
Well, let's do it right away!
This cola and this mentos!
Super easy! Overwhelmingly easy!
Hahaha! XXX! XXX! XXX!
Ears! Ears!
Ears!
It's time for me to go to gym, so I'm going home.
Be careful! Bye bye!
I have a confirmed heart attack, so I'm going home.
Be careful! Bye bye!
This camera is mine, so I'll take it home.
Here we go...
Okay! I'll put mentos in!
Okay!
Ahhhhhhhhhh (← Close call)
Amazing
Teehee (← Close call)
Let's hurry and go home
and go tell Mama and Papa
(※ Full of fear for an anus shark)
Everybody, thank you for joining us
That was a prank video
Bye (※ The video finished in a minute and 16 seconds of video time)
It was so cornersy
But it started to go down, right?
Hey, I didn't say it's been down
I said it's been decreasing
(※ It's been declining the couple times)
There might be a few dozen people who are still watching this video,
and there is a way to get rid of even those people.
Let's choose people who aren't from Tokai.
[Who are you talking about?]
Tokai is over.
If you're not from Tokai, there's no reason for you to watch this video.
- That's right. - Yes.
Let's make this video the strongest reason for you to watch it.
- Let's not forget to watch it. - Yes, and with that, the legend is complete.
I happen to have a Peruvian friend of mine.
- I'll leave it up to you. - Sounds good, let's do it.
Alright, I'll leave it up to you.
- Hey, Pico! - Yes, nice to meet you.